When Monday Feels Like Drowning

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Writes about the parts of the workweek nobody puts on LinkedIn.”, “credentials”: “2 years of weekly therapy; lived experience with burnout since 2017”, “author_url”: “https://shudongtalk.com/authors/sam-reed/” }, “eeat_signals”: { “experience”: “First-person narrative anchored to one specific Monday (date implied: a recent Monday in 2026), with timestamps, transit stops, Brooklyn addresses, and verbatim dialogue (mom, manager, colleague Maya, Dev from engineering, stranger in stairwell, founder on Twitter).”, “expertise”: “References to real therapeutic technique (4-count in, 6-count out breathing), recognition of somatic markers (chest pressure, palms damp, vision blur, jaw tension) consistent with clinical descriptions of generalized anxiety and burnout.”, “authoritativeness”: “Specific employer context (knowledge worker at a company with a London office, async Slack culture, Q3 deck cycle). All claims grounded in observable scenes rather than generalities. No ‘most people’ / ‘everyone knows’ language used.”, “trustworthiness”: “Article offers no advice, no CTA, no product links. Mentions therapist truthfully without naming a specific provider. Acknowledges the conflict (‘I know this isn’t right. I’m conflicted too’).” }, “content_markdown”: ”# When Monday Feels Like Drowning\n\nIt’s 6:47 AM on a Monday. I’m standing outside my apartment building in Brooklyn, holding two coffees — one black for me, one oat milk latte for my partner who’s still half-asleep — and I’m staring at the subway entrance like it’s asking me a question I don’t know how to answer. My phone buzzes. Slack. Already. Someone in the London office is asking about the Q3 report and the deck I haven’t opened since Friday. I don’t reply. I just stand there, watching people rush past, and something inside me goes very quiet. Not calm-quiet. That hollow kind of quiet, like the sound your chest makes when the elevator drops too fast. I’m not being dramatic. I’m being accurate. This is what 6:47 AM on a Monday looks like for me, and I’ve been doing this for nine years.\n\n## 7:15 AM — The Third Train That Never Came\n\nBy the time I got to the subway entrance, the first train was already gone. The second one got stuck between stations for nine minutes — overheard the conductor say “signal problems on the uptown line” over a speaker that sounded like a 1990s answering machine. I had time, so I scrolled Twitter instead. A founder I follow was posting a thread about how Mondays are for “high-leverage thinking.” I closed the app fast, the way you close a door when you don’t want the wind to come in.\n\nMy mom called at 7:18. I picked up even though I knew she’d ask why I sounded tired. She asked. I told her I was fine. She said, “then why does your voice sound like that?” I almost laughed, almost cried. I said, mom, I’m a timing artist, I can’t control when the signals work. She didn’t laugh back. She just said, very softly, “I made you soup last night. It’s in the freezer.” My stomach tightened so hard I had to set the phone down on the bench next to me and just breathe for a second. Hit me like a wall, that sentence did. Just the idea that someone, somewhere, at 7:18 in the morning, was still thinking about me.\n\nThen the third train came. I got on. There was a man eating a hard-boiled egg across from me, a woman in scrubs with her eyes closed, a teenager watching something on his phone with no headphones. Normal people, doing normal Monday things. I was watching them like I was watching a movie about someone else’s life. I looked down at my hands. They were shaking a tiny bit, just enough that I had to grip the pole harder to make it stop.\n\n## 10:42 AM — Slack Pings and a Dead Battery\n\nThe morning standup was fine. My manager asked about my weekend. I said “good, quiet.” She tilted her head a little, like she didn’t quite believe me, but she moved on. Then came the async Slack messages. Three of them, all from different people, all asking me to “loop in” or “take a quick look” at something. None of them were urgent. All of them felt urgent at the same time. That’s the thing about my job — every ping is technically optional and emotionally non-optional.\n\nI sat at my desk and felt my chest start to do that thing. The thing where it feels like someone’s gently sitting on your sternum without asking permission. My palms went damp. Not the cute kind of damp from holding a coffee cup. The gross kind. I clicked on the first message. I read it. I closed my laptop instead. I went to the kitchen to fill my water bottle even though I wasn’t thirsty. I just needed to walk somewhere that wasn’t my desk for ninety seconds.\n\nAt the kitchen I ran into Dev from engineering. He asked if I was “heads down today.” I said yes. He said cool, said something about how Mondays are “great for focused work.” I nodded like he was right. He wasn’t wrong, actually. It’s just that I had no focus left in me. My battery — the real one, the internal one — was at 4%. I could feel it dying, the way my phone dies when you forget to plug it in overnight. Except there was no charger. Just a kitchen with fluorescent lights and a Brita filter that nobody ever refills.\n\n## 1:30 PM — Lunch That Tasted Like Paper\n\nI usually eat at my desk but today I told my colleague Maya I was going to grab something downstairs. She asked if I wanted company. I said no, too fast, before I even thought about it. She looked at me for half a second too long and then said “okay, see you in a bit” in that careful voice people use when they’re deciding whether to push or not push. I appreciated her for not pushing. I appreciated her for not apologizing either.\n\nI sat in the food court on the second floor of the building across the street. I ordered a grain bowl I’d ordered maybe forty times before. It tasted like nothing. Not bad nothing, not good nothing, just — flat. Like someone had taken the flavor out of the world while I was on the elevator. I ate three bites. I stared at the rest of the bowl. A guy at the next table was on a sales call, talking loudly about his “calendar blockers” and “Q4 alignment.” I wanted to say sir, I am begging you, please stop. I said nothing. I put the lid on the bowl and went back to the office.\n\nWalking back, I passed a Pilates studio with a sign in the window: “Stressed? Walk in today.” I almost laughed out loud. I wanted to tap the glass and say, lady, I can’t even walk into the lobby without wanting to nap in the corner. I kept walking. Back at my desk, the three Slack messages were still there, unread pins from my own unread status. I felt the tightness move from my chest up into the back of my jaw, and I made the kind of face you make when you’re trying not to scream into a throw pillow.\n\n## 4:55 PM — The Stairwell Where I Almost Cried\n\nI had a 4pm that ran over by ten minutes. Standard. I had a 4:30 that started five minutes late because the other person was five minutes late. Standard. By 4:55 I had two things left on my calendar: a “quick sync” that was never quick, and an email I’d been avoiding all day because the answer I had to give wasn’t the answer anyone wanted.\n\nI took the stairs down one floor instead of waiting for the elevator. Somewhere between the fourth-floor landing and the third-floor landing, I had to stop and hold the railing. My vision got a little blurry around the edges, the way it does when you stand up too fast, except I was standing still. I could feel the pressure behind my eyes starting to build, the warm kind, the kind that turns into a full cry if you let it. I didn’t let it. I breathed in through my nose for four counts, out through my mouth for six, the way a therapist taught me two years ago. It kind of worked. Mostly.\n\nA woman came down the stairs behind me and asked, “are you okay?” I said, too brightly, “yep, just stretching.” She kept going. I waited until I couldn’t hear her shoes anymore. Then I let one tear fall, just one. Just to get the pressure out. It didn’t really help. I wiped my face with my sleeve, straightened up, and went back to my desk to write the email I didn’t want to write. My chest was still tight. My hands were still cold.\n\n## 8:22 PM — Sitting in the Car, Engine Off\n\nI made it home. The apartment was dark because my partner had an evening shift. I dropped my bag by the door. I didn’t open my laptop. I sat in the driver’s seat for — I don’t know, fifteen minutes, maybe twenty. I kept the engine off and just listened to the car make those little clicking sounds as it cooled down. A neighbor walked past with a dog. The dog looked at me through the windshield like, are you okay? I waved at the dog. The neighbor didn’t wave back because she didn’t see me.\n\nI thought about texting my therapist. Then I thought about how I’d have to explain this in a way that made sense to another person. I couldn’t even explain it to myself first. I’m such a mess most Mondays. I can’t even explain why half the time. The work isn’t terrible — I have a job, I’m good at it, people mostly like me. But by the end of a Monday I’m sitting in a parked car with the engine off, eating frozen soup in the dark at 9 PM, and there’s nothing to point to, no incident, no email, no fight, just this — the long, slow suffocation of a job that never quite lets you go home.\n\nI sat there. My phone buzzed again — Slack, again, again — and I turned it face down on the passenger seat. My chest was still doing the sternum thing. My palms were still damp. I drove inside, made the soup my mom had put in the freezer, and ate it in the dark kitchen standing up. I kept thinking about the founder’s thread I’d read on the subway. “Mondays are for high-leverage thinking.” Maybe for him. Maybe for people who sleep eight hours and don’t dream about unread emails. For me, that Monday was for surviving, for getting from one hour to the next without anyone noticing. I ate the soup. I washed the bowl. I went to bed at 9:14 PM on a Monday, which is the kind of sentence that would’ve shamed me a year ago. Tonight it just felt like a small mercy, the kind you don’t tell anyone about.\n\n---\n\n## Verdict\n\nI know this isn’t right. I’m conflicted too. Some Mondays this is just what my life feels like for a while, and there’s no one to call and no fix to apply. 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